Take me home please

Season 2004-2005

ROUND 08
25.02.'05

Played
Eels
(5pts)
Pie
(4pts)
Mash
(3pts)
Afters
(2 pts)
Liquor
(1 pt)
Subtotal
Total
RICHARD LUCAS
7
1
2
2
0
2
21
166
NICK EVANS
7
2
3
1
0
1
26
148
TOM LEADER
5
2
2
1
0
2
23
101
BEN HAYES
5
0
3
1
0
1
16
76
ALAN SMITH
3
1
1
1
0
1
13
39
BOB HOLLINGSWORTH
2
29
GRAHAM DARLOW
1
25.5
TONY CHUNG
2
20
JAMIE TANNER
1
19.5
BONNIE MURRAY
2
0
1
1.5
0
1
9.5
17.5
CHRIS FAGG
2
0
1
1
0
1
8
16
MATTHEW WILSON
1
1
1
1.5
0
2
15.5
15.5
MATTHEW LOWING
1
15
RICHARD CARR
1
14
LEVANCIA CLARENDON
1
12
JILL CROPPER
1
8
DELPHINA JONES
1
6
NEIL BURKEY
1
0
0
1
0
1
4
4
MARIA DEAN
1
2
LORNA JAMES
1
2
MAXINE FOY
1
-6
Clark's, 46 Exmouth Market

 

 

 

 

 

This day's meeting at our home venue started inauspiciously with table topping stalwarts Lucas and Evans the sole representatives atop the 341 omnibus north to Farringdon. The club was similarly under-represented at the shop when the orders were placed, the hot sauce purchased from the shop next door, and the eels liberally doused. But from that point on, familiar faces arrived at regular intervals, like celebrity walk-on characters in your favourite sitcom. But not 'Friends' please.

Big Al showed up, then Ben Hayes on a later 341, and CF and Bonnie brought along two young tyros from their publishing concern, conveniently located around the corner. 'Twas enough to warm the coldest cockle, magnify the most minimal mollusc and widen the weediest winkle of one's heart.

And just when Mr Hayes had third place in his sights, Tom Leader showed up to snuff out those youthful aspirations. Was he born with a silver mash spoon in his mouth I ask? He can certainly put his knife and fork where his mouth is, that's for sure. Therefore I am canvassing you for suggestions regarding a suitable 'bronze' gong for this year's awards. Or is third place in the middle of nowhere?

Stat

As you will have guessed, there was no camera present at this one, so instead I bring to your computer some 'D’um-lon sngo mot' off the internet. Courtesy of Mylinh Nakry's wonderful website.